February 2012
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I think my mom thinks that I'm homophobic because...
unitsgore:
But really I just like gay porn and gay porn fiction.
A lot.
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I write. A lot. It all needs a place to go. So tumblr it is. Try to be understanding.
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The importance of enunciating
The other day my friend pronounced yaoi as yahweh. I guess I should have known by now that he found guy-on-guy to be heavenly.
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comicallyinsane:
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patchowow:
IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD GAMZEE’S SYMBOL KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A DUDE KNEELING WITH HIS BUTT IN GAMZEE’S FACE
god how plastered do you even have to be to notice that
oh my gdodioghufgfs
im so proud to be a capricorn
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I got tired of looking in the mirror. I got tired of hoping. I stopped dreaming. I just wanted to stop breathing. I don’t love you. Not anymore. I don’t want my future; I want silence and peace. I’m letting go and stepping into eternity.
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A murder of crows was whispering forgotten truths in the distance. The closer I got, the louder they grew. As I strode toward them, they started shouting, screaming things for only me to hear. Still, they were crows and I was having trouble understanding what they had to say. It wasn’t until I was mere yards from them that their words became clear. Seven simple words, eight distinct...
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Fuck you
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Fucket: a perfect description of an Alternian bucket.
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Btw,
I love you.
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Me: I was going to tell you an ass joke,
Me: butt fuck it.
Friend: No, tell me!
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: That was it.
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Go to google.com and type in "do a barrel roll."
lavieensydney:
cutemonster09:
lavieensydney:
cutemonster09:
lavieensydney:
Holy fuck. Best accident ever.
You’re behind on the times, darling.
I don’t google random things often on the actual website, sorry:P
It was all over Facebook when it first came out though…
Y U NO SEE IT
Maybe I did and forgot. GOSH. Just let me be entertained by stupid little things instead of do...
Go to google.com and type in "do a barrel roll."
lavieensydney:
cutemonster09:
lavieensydney:
Holy fuck. Best accident ever.
You’re behind on the times, darling.
I don’t google random things often on the actual website, sorry:P
It was all over Facebook when it first came out though…
Y U NO SEE IT
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Go to google.com and type in "do a barrel roll."
lavieensydney:
Holy fuck. Best accident ever.
You’re behind on the times, darling.
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yummytomatoes:
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feastings:
yummytomatoes:
SCREAMING DAVE GET IT?
oh wow my face just got really warm
nah he just screams like this when he stubs his toe
^^^^ LAUGHING AT THAT COMMENT— WHEEZE
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