February 2012
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I think my mom thinks that I'm homophobic because...
unitsgore: But really I just like gay porn and gay porn fiction. A lot.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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I write. A lot. It all needs a place to go. So tumblr it is. Try to be understanding.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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The importance of enunciating
The other day my friend pronounced yaoi as yahweh. I guess I should have known by now that he found guy-on-guy to be heavenly.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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comicallyinsane: oh-my-godtier: frumentarius: patchowow: IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD GAMZEE’S SYMBOL KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A DUDE KNEELING WITH HIS BUTT IN GAMZEE’S FACE god how plastered do you even have to be to notice that oh my gdodioghufgfs im so proud to be a capricorn 
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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I got tired of looking in the mirror. I got tired of hoping. I stopped dreaming. I just wanted to stop breathing. I don’t love you. Not anymore. I don’t want my future; I want silence and peace. I’m letting go and stepping into eternity.
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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A murder of crows was whispering forgotten truths in the distance. The closer I got, the louder they grew. As I strode toward them, they started shouting, screaming things for only me to hear. Still, they were crows and I was having trouble understanding what they had to say. It wasn’t until I was mere yards from them that their words became clear. Seven simple words, eight distinct...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Fuck you
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Fucket: a perfect description of an Alternian bucket.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Btw,
I love you.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Me: I was going to tell you an ass joke,
Me: butt fuck it.
Friend: No, tell me!
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: That was it.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Go to google.com and type in "do a barrel roll."
lavieensydney: cutemonster09: lavieensydney: cutemonster09: lavieensydney: Holy fuck. Best accident ever. You’re behind on the times, darling. I don’t google random things often on the actual website, sorry:P It was all over Facebook when it first came out though… Y U NO SEE IT  Maybe I did and forgot. GOSH. Just let me be entertained by stupid little things instead of do...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Go to google.com and type in "do a barrel roll."
lavieensydney: cutemonster09: lavieensydney: Holy fuck. Best accident ever. You’re behind on the times, darling. I don’t google random things often on the actual website, sorry:P It was all over Facebook when it first came out though… Y U NO SEE IT 
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Go to google.com and type in "do a barrel roll."
lavieensydney: Holy fuck. Best accident ever. You’re behind on the times, darling.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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yummytomatoes: striderprovider: feastings: yummytomatoes:  SCREAMING DAVE GET IT?  oh wow my face just got really warm nah he just screams like this when he stubs his toe ^^^^  LAUGHING AT THAT COMMENT— WHEEZE  
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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